PIFF Highlights and All-Stars 08 Week 1

Week one is over and there were quite a few surprises to kick off the season. The upset of the week goes to the Netthuania Fighting Mennonites who pulled off a huge upset over the perennial powerhouse Takawokonia Plankers. Even if Brady didn't go down with an injury chances are slim that they could have matched the firepower of the Mennonite Menace. Keep in mind the Nites combined record in the PIFF is 13-30-1 over the last three seasons; it looks like these two teams are heading in different directions.

Brawl of the week: The only matchup between teams with 1-0 records next week is the Sparrow Island Maties, who lost the PIFF championship last year. Versus the Scotslandi Kilters who failed to make it to the championship playoffs by one game. The winner of this game will at least be in the top five teams after week two, and since less than 30% of the teams make it to the championship playoffs every win against a winning team is huge.

Team to raise the sails: Pirataly Vampirates. The Vampirates scored a league high 33 points and still had some players in the bench that could have been used for an even better score. Historically the Vampirates have been fading, and last year posted a dismal 3-12 record. However Roethlesburger and Gore look like they are stepping up this year.

Davey Jones Team: The Takawokonia Plankers had an abysmal first week. Their all-star QB Brady got hurt and will be out the whole year. Chad Ocho Cinco got a total of 0 points. And Steven Jackson only got 3 points. The Plankers, who are always a favorites to compete for the PIFF Championship, have fallen completely flat out of the gate and lost only their 6th regular season game ever.

All-Stars Week 1:

Pos Player Pts Team
QB D. McNabb 13 'Nites
RB W. Parker 15 Rum Runners
WR1 H. Ward 5 Red Burns
WR2 P. Burress 5 Steepers
TE J. Witten 3 Steepers
K J. Elam 2 Eldars
DEF Arizona 3 'Nites
DB1 E. Hobbs 7 Vampirates
DB2 T. McGee 3 &s
DL1 J. Harrison 8 Picklers
DL2 M. Williams 6 Maties
Coach Julia 100%Kilters

Total All-Stars:
2 Netthuania Nites
2 Tea Republic Steepers
1 Berry Isle Rum Runners
1 Harbor Coast Red Burns
1 Ninja Isle Eldars
1 Pirataly Vampirates
1 Ambersandia &s
1 Tsukestan Picklers
1 Sparrow Island Maties
1 Scotslandi Kilters
0 Takawokonia Plankers
0 Kreplachistan Rebels
0 Snotvia Snotknockers
0 Svinksland Pillagers

Week 3 All-Stars

Pos   Player       Pts Div Team
QB    T. Brady     13  R Plankers
RB    B. Westbrook 16  R Snotknockers
WR1   R. Williams  9   R Steepers
WR2   D. Driver    6   B Picklers
TE    A. Gates     4   R Plankers
K     M. Stover    4   R &s
DEF   Dallas       7   B Picklers
DB1   R. Williams  3   B Ecilops
DB2   A. Samuel    2   B Pillagers
DL1   K. Bullock   6   R Rebels
DL2   L. Fletcher  3   B Kilters
Coach Pickle       100%B Picklers

Total All-Stars:        Record
4 TeaRepubilc Steepers  2-1
4 Damierana Ecilops     0-3
4 Takawokonia Plankers  3-0
3 SparrowIsland Maties  1-2
3 Pirataly Vampirates   1-2
3 Kreplachistan Rebels  2-1
3 Snotvia Snotknockers  2-1
3 Tsukestan Picklers    2-1
2 HarborCoast RedBurns  3-0
2 Netthuania Nites      1-2
2 Scotslandi Kilters    1-2
1 Ninja Isle Eldars     0-3
1 Ambersandia &s        2-1
1 Svinksland Pillagers  1-2


18 Red                  12-9
18 Black                9-12

Week 2 All-Stars

Pos   Player       Pts Div Team
QB    C. Palmer    18  R Rebels
RB    F. Gore      10  B Vampirates
WR1   C. Johnson   10  R Plankers
WR2   S. Smith     9   R Snotknockers
TE    K. Winslow   5   B Vampirates
K     R. Gould     2   B Ecilops
DEF   Minnesota    8   R Steepers
DB1   D. Sharper   6   B Vampirates
DB2   R. Williams  2   B Ecilops
DL1   S. Merriman  2   B Maties
DL2   R. Lewis     2   B Ecilops
Coach Jenette      100%R Rebels

Total All-Stars:        Record
3 SparrowIsland Maties  1-1
3 TeaRepubilc Steepers  1-1
3 Pirataly Vampirates   1-1
3 Damierana Ecilops     0-2
2 HarborCoast RedBurns  2-0
2 Kreplachistan Rebels  2-0
2 Netthuania Nites      1-1
2 Snotvia Snotknockers  1-1
2 Takawokonia Plankers  2-0
1 Scotslandi Kilters    0-2
1 Ninja Isle Eldars     0-2
0 Ambersandia &s        1-1
0 Svinksland Pillagers  0-2
0 Tsukestan Picklers    2-0

12 Red                  8-6
12 Black                6-8

Week 1 All-Stars 2007

Pos   Player       Pts Div Team
QB    T. Romo      16  B Maties
RB    J. Addai     9   B Red Burns
WR1   R. Moss      8   R Nites
WR2   P. Burress   8   R Steepers
TE    A. Gates     5   R Plankers
K     J. Hanson    3   B Maties
DEF   Minnesota    8   R Steepers
DB1   E. Hobbs     3   B Red Burns
DB2   W. Harris    2   R Eldars
DL1   R. Mathis    3   R Snotknockers
DL2   M. Vrabel    2   B Kilters
Coach Aaron        100%R Rebels

*A player must be played to be an All-Star.
Ties are broke by determining which player contributed the most to his team percent wise.
The Coach was decided by seeing which team played most of the points possible, so Amber got 100% of the points possible for her team last week (actual/optimal=percent possible)

Total All-Stars:        Record
2 SparrowIsland Maties  1-0
2 HarborCoast RedBurns  1-0
2 TeaRepubilc Steepers  1-0
1 Kreplachistan Rebels  1-0
1 Netthuania Nites      1-0
1 Snotvia Snotknockers  0-1
1 Scotslandi Kilters    0-1
1 Ninja Isle Eldars     0-1
1 Takawokonia Plankers  1-0
0 Ambersandia &s        0-1
0 Pirataly Vampirates   0-1
0 Damierana Ecilops     0-1
0 Svinksland Pillagers  0-1
0 Tsukestan Picklers    1-0

7 Red                   4-3
5 Black                 3-4

Week 15 All-Stars 2006

Pos   Player       Pts Div Team
QB    M. Vick      14  B Picklers
RB    L. Tomlinson 15  R Rebels
WR1   L. Coles     6   B Kilters
WR2   M. Harrison  6   R Steepers
TE    C. Cooley    3   B Pillagers
K     J. Elam      3   R Nites
DEF   Dallas       6   B Picklers
DB1   A. Jones     4   B Pillagers
DB2   C. Bailey    2   R Eldars
DL1   D. Ware      4   R Steepers
DL2   D. Coakley   1   R &'s
Coach Jenette      92% R Nites

Total All-Stars:
19 Kreplachistan Rebels
17 Damierana Ecilops
16 Tsukestan Picklers
15 Ninja Isle Eldars
14 HarborCoast RedBurns
14 Scotslandi Kilters
13 Pirataly Vampirates
13 Svinksland Pillagers
13 TeaRepubilc Steepers
13 Netthuania Nites
10 SparrowIsland Maties
10 Ambersandia &'s
7 Snotvia Snotknockers
6 Takawokonia Plankers

97 Black
83 Red