Monday, January 23, 2006

End of the 3rd Qtr. in the Red vs. Black Game




At the end of the third quarter the score is:


Team 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Total
Red 5 4 -1 - 8
Black 34 4 9 - 47



Red Team (3rd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB M. Hasselbeck 11 Sea Kilters
RB S. Davis 0 Car Pillagers
WR1 H. Ward 4 Pit Vampirates
WR2 J. Jurevicius 0 Sea Picklers
WR3 Ro. Smith 2 Den Picklers
TE H. Miller 1 Pit Red Burns
K J. Reed 6 Pit Pillagers
DEF Carolina -28 Car Red Burns
DB [Empty]
DL1 L. Tatupu 1 Sea Picklers
DL2 M. Rucker 2 Car Red Burns
Coach Lance Red Burns


Black Team (3rd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB J. Plummer -5 Den Steepers
RB S. Alexander 20 Sea &'s
WR1 S. Smith -2 Car Snotknockers
WR2 D. Jackson 5 Sea Rebels
WR3 B. Engram 1 Sea Rebels
TE [Empty]
K J. Kasay 0 Car &'s
DEF Seattle -10 Sea Steepers
DB C. Bailey 0 Den Elders
DL1 J. Peppers 0 Car &'s
DL2 B. Fisher 0 Sea Rebels
Coach Aaron Rebels

Black continues to build its lead over Red... can the Red team make an amazing comeback in the 4th quarter?

Red Team (4th Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB M. Hasselbeck - Sea Kilters
RB [Empty]
WR1 H. Ward - Pit Vampirates
WR2 J. Jurevicius - Sea Picklers
WR3 A. Randle El - Pit Pillagers
TE H. Miller - Pit Red Burns
K J. Reed - Pit Pillagers
DEF Pittsburgh - Pit Vampirates
DB [Empty]
DL1 L. Tatupu - Sea Picklers
DL2 [Empty]
Coach Davin Pillagers


Black Team (4th Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB [Empty]
RB S. Alexander - Sea &'s
WR1 D. Jackson - Sea Rebels
WR2 B. Engram - Sea Rebels
WR3 [Empty]
TE [Empty]
K [Empty]
DEF Seattle - Sea Steepers
DB T. Polamalu - Pit Rebels
DL1 B. Fisher - Sea Rebels
DL2 [Empty]
Coach Aaron Rebels

Monday, January 16, 2006

Halftime at the 2006 Red vs. Black Game




At the end of the second quarter the score is:


Team 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Total
Red 5 4 - - 9
Black 34 4 - - 38



Red Team (2nd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB M. Hasselbeck 10 Sea Kilters
RB C. Portis 2 Was Pillagers
WR1 H. Ward 2 Pit Vampirates
WR2 J. Jurevicius 1 Sea Picklers
WR3 Ro. Smith 6 Den Picklers
TE C. Cooley 2 Was Vampirates
K J. Reed 0 Pit Pillagers
DEF Carolina -19 Car Red Burns
DB M. Brown 0 Chi Vampirates
DL1 R. Mathis 0 Ind Kilters
DL2 L. Tatupu 0 Sea Picklers
Coach Pickle Picklers


Black Team (1st Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB P. Manning 12 Ind Steepers
RB S. Alexander -3 Sea &'s
WR1 S. Smith 13 Car Snotknockers
WR2 M. Harrison 1 Ind Snotknockers
WR3 S. Moss 6 Was Snotknockers
TE D. Graham 0 NE &'s
K M. Vanderjagt -2 Ind Steepers
DEF Chicago -26 Chi Rebels
DB C. Bailey 1 Den Elders
DL1 D. Freeney 2 Ind Rebels
DL2 J. Peppers 0 Car &'s
Coach Nicole Snotknockers


Half way through the game and the Red team is still behind by 29. Here are the lineups for the 3rd quarter.

Red Team (3rd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB M. Hasselbeck - Sea Kilters
RB S. Davis - Car Pillagers
WR1 H. Ward - Pit Vampirates
WR2 J. Jurevicius - Sea Picklers
WR3 Ro. Smith - Den Picklers
TE H. Miller - Pit Red Burns
K J. Reed - Pit Pillagers
DEF Carolina - Car Red Burns
DB [Empty]
DL1 L. Tatupu - Sea Picklers
DL2 M. Rucker - Car Red Burns
Coach Lance Red Burns


Black Team (3rd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB J. Plummer - Den Steepers
RB S. Alexander - Sea &'s
WR1 S. Smith - Car Snotknockers
WR2 D. Jackson - Sea Rebels
WR3 B. Engram - Sea Rebels
TE [Empty]
K J. Kasay - Car &'s
DEF Seattle - Sea Steepers
DB C. Bailey - Den Elders
DL1 J. Peppers - Car &'s
DL2 B. Fisher - Sea Rebels
Coach Aaron Rebels

Monday, January 09, 2006

End of the First Qtr of the 2006 Red vs. Black game




At the end of the first quarter the score is:


Team 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Total
Red 5 - - - 5
Black 34 - - - 34



Red Team (1st Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB E. Manning -10 NYG Picklers
RB T. Barber 2 NYG Red Burns
WR1 H. Ward 3 Pit Vampirates
WR2 P. Burress 0 NYG Red Burns
WR3 A. Randle El 0 Pit Pillagers
TE C. Cooley -3 Was Vampirates
K J. Feely 0 NYG Kilters
DEF Carolina 7 Car Red Burns
DB R. Mathis 0 Jax Red Burns
DL1 S. Rice 2 TB Pillagers
DL2 M. Strahan 4 NYG Vampirates
Coach Lance Red Burns


Black Team (1st Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB C. Palmer 2 Cin Rebels
RB C. Dillon 2 NE Eldars
WR1 S. Smith 11 Car Snotknockers
WR2 C. Johnson 1 Cin &'s
WR3 J. Galloway 2 TB Snotknockers
TE J. Shockey 1 NYG Snotknockers
K J. Kasay 9 Car &'s
DEF Washington -1 Was &'s
DB T. Polamalu 3 Pit Rebels
DL1 O. Umenyiora 2 NYG Steepers
DL2 J. Peppers 2 Car &'s
Coach Amber &'s


It looks like the Red team is gonna need to step it up for the next quarter. Here are the lineups.

Red Team (2nd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB M. Hasselbeck - Sea Kilters
RB C. Portis - Was Pillagers
WR1 H. Ward - Pit Vampirates
WR2 J. Jurevicius - Sea Picklers
WR3 Ro. Smith - Den Picklers
TE C. Cooley - Was Vampirates
K J. Reed - Pit Pillagers
DEF Carolina - Car Red Burns
DB M. Brown - Chi Vampirates
DL1 R. Mathis - Ind Kilters
DL2 L. Tatupu - Sea Picklers
Coach Pickle Picklers


Black Team (2nd Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB P. Manning - Ind Steepers
RB S. Alexander - Cin &'s
WR1 S. Smith - Car Snotknockers
WR2 M. Harrison - Ind Snotknockers
WR3 S. Moss - Was Snotknockers
TE D. Graham - NE &'s
K M. Vanderjagt - Ind Steepers
DEF Chicago - Chi Rebels
DB C. Bailey - Den Elders
DL1 D. Freeney - Ind Rebels
DL2 J. Peppers - Car &'s
Coach Nicole Snotknockers

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

2006 Red vs. Black Game



Even though the 2005 PIFF season is over, there is no reason to forget about fantasy football during the playoffs.
I present the first ever 'Red vs. Black Game'. I somewhat randomly divided the PIFF teams into two divisions. The Black division is teams that are currently located in the Central Pirate Islands Region (Eastern Kansas), the Red division is the rest of the teams. So division alignments go like this:

Red Division:
Harbor Coast Red Burns
Pirataly Vampirates
Scotslandi Kilters
Svinksland Pillagers
Tsukestan Picklers

Black Division:
Ambersandia &'s
Futontopia Eldars
Kreplachistan Rebels
Snotvia Snotknockers
Tea Republic Steepers

The way the Red vs. Black game will work is as follows:
Each round of the playoffs corresponds to one quarter in the game. For each playoff round the best players from each division during the 2005 season will be the roster for the quarter. Only players that are playing in that round of the playoffs will be fielded for the fantasy game. After each round of playoffs the teams will be changed to keep the best active players playing in the fantasy game. The division with the highest total score after the four quarters is the winner.

Other rules:
It is possible that a division will not be able to field a player for a position, that position will be left empty.
If one division can not field a DEF, then the other division does not need to field one.
The "Coach" spot is just ornamental, and just is a reflection of who has the most players in the game at that time, the Coach does not need change the line-up from week to week, or at all, since the lineup is pre-determined.

So without further delay here are the lineups for the 1st quarter of the Red vs. Black game.

Red Team (1st Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB E. Manning - NYG Picklers
RB T. Barber - NYG Red Burns
WR1 H. Ward - Pit Vampirates
WR2 P. Burress - NYG Red Burns
WR3 A. Randle El - Pit Pillagers
TE C. Cooley - Was Vampirates
K J. Feely - NYG Kilters
DEF Carolina - Car Red Burns
DB R. Mathis - Jax Red Burns
DL1 S. Rice - TB Pillagers
DL2 M. Strahan - NYG Vampirates
Coach Lance Red Burns


Black Team (1st Qtr.):

Pos Player Pts NFL Team
QB C. Palmer - Cin Rebels
RB C. Dillon - NE Eldars
WR1 S. Smith - Car Snotknockers
WR2 C. Johnson - Cin &'s
WR3 J. Galloway - TB Snotknockers
TE J. Shockey - NYG Snotknockers
K J. Kasay - Car &'s
DEF Washington - Was &'s
DB T. Polamalu - Pit Rebels
DL1 O. Umenyiora - NYG Steepers
DL2 J. Peppers - Car &'s
Coach Amber &'s


I'll keep you updated on the scores as they come in this weekend.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

PIFF 2005 All-Stars

Here are the All-Star teams for the 2005 Pirate Island Fantasy Football season.

First Team:

Pos Player Pts Team
QB C. Palmer 164 Rebels
RB S. Alexander 280 &'s
WR1 S. Smith 90 Snotknockers
WR2 D. Hall 72 Pillagers
WR3 L. Fitzgerald71 Rebels
TE A. Gates 59 Kilters
K N. Rackers 113 Picklers
DEF Chicago -42 Rebels
DB T. McGee 58 &'s
DL1 Ja. Taylor 38 Red Burns
DL2 D. Burgess 37 &'s
Coach Amber &'s


Second Team:

Pos Player Pts Team
QB P. Manning 149 Steepers
RB L. Johnson 224 Picklers
WR1 M. Harrison 68 Snotknockers
WR2 J. Galloway 66 Snotknockers
WR3 C. Johnson 67 &'s
TE J. Shockey 45 Snotknockers
K J. Feely 74 Kilters
DEF Carolina -77 Red Burns
DB C. Carr 49 Steepers
DL1 S. Rice 35 Pillagers
DL2 O. Umenyiora 35 Steepers
Coach Aaron Rebels


Worst Team:

Pos Player Pts Team
QB D. Bledsoe 73 Red Burns
RB R. Droughns 92 Vampirates
WR1 I. Bruce 24 Eldars
WR2 M. Muhammad 29 Red Burns
WR3 W. Pounder 30 Kilters
TE B. Franks 7 Eldars
K P. Edinger 36 Red Burns
DEF Cincinnati -216 &'s
DB R. Mathis 13 Red Burns
DL1 Do. Edwards 10 Eldars
DL2 W. McGinest 13 Eldars
Coach Newgen Eldars


The First and Second teams are based off the scores of the best player a team has in that position. The Worst team is still the best player a team has in that position, but the worst at it in the league. The Coaches we picked by the number of players they had on the first and second teams, and not on the worst team (with some weighting added in).

2004 All-Stars